Once Upon a time, I was surfing the intent using my brand new mouse and squishy new mouse pad. I was checking out Facebook.  A friend of mine had posted some new pictures of me from last Friday night.  I had to look at them to make sure none of them made me look bad.  I couldn’t have pictures of me looking all mousey all over the internet.  It was about 2:00 PM and I hadn’t eaten lunch yet, I went down to the kitchen and fixed my self a bowl of jello that my mom made the other day.  It was cool and squishy.  I’ve never really liked jello. The texture always grossed me out.  But there wasn’t any other food to eat and I didn’t have any money to go buy food.  As I was forcing myself to eat the slimy jello, a mouse ran across the kitchen floor.  I panicked.  I didn’t know what to do. 

This mouse immediately ran outside, dodging the jello which I had dropped rather exuberantly. As soon as he got out though, an eagle swooped out of nowhere and picked up the mouse, bringing it to its nest and the mouse’s certain demise. The mouse wasn’t going to take this though, and quickly knawed at the talons of the eagle. When the eagle dropped the mouse due to the shear pain that was inflicted, it was obviously enraged. It swooped down to make short work of this mouse, but the mouse had a plan. It had taken some of the jello that I had dropped and quickly molded it into a mouse replica. The eagle swooped and hit the mouse dummy, hoping to destroy the mouse himself, but alas, he hit a dummy. The eagle was knocked out and sprawled on the ground, and the mouse did a little mouse dance due to how exuberant he was.

The mouse frantically run to his house and grabs some high explosives and runs back to the eagle. He places the C-4 on the eagle’s chest and sets it off. A giant explosion engulfs the sky as the eagle became million pieces instead of one as a whole. As the mouse cheered for it’s victory, a cowboy grabbed the mouse by its tail and put it in a little cage. In the cage there were sands with ocean water. The mouse was living in it’s own heaven.

The cowboy was enraged by the actions of the both the mouse and the eagle he could believe himself and what he had just witnessed. So he dragged him self to the his friends house down the road, and knocked on burgundy red door and shouted “Hellloooo” “Billy you home?” there was no reply. And then he remembered Billy was in Spain! Rats! He thought now who will make me a pineapple mojito ?